03-03-2014, 09:23 AM
"Ok you're not gonna believe my day. First a button just decided to quit. Then I was the last one in a crowded elevator so the next one got caught in the door. I get outside and this seagull must've mistaken the next one for a raisin. So in chasing it down with my car I wound up speeding and get pulled over by a cop who lets me go if I give him a button for his button collection. Crazy right?"