The Breast Enhancement Archive

I saw this on another forum, it is quite simple pick the 3 parts from the categories and tell us 'whats your story?'



here is mine:

I ran shirtless with the cookie monster, because I'm sexy like that

so, whats your story ?

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I ran naked with a drink because hoes keep stealing my tacos and I'm a pimp!
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P.S. I'll try to remember your birthday is 23 May, and you'll have to remember mine's 21 March. that makes me 2 months older than you, kid! Every year. Stuff like that matters in grade school. LOL

I ate a stripper because I'm a pimp!

I ate a glass of milk because I got abs.

(Elvis Presley and Steven Hawkins love their glasses of milk too.)

I cuddled with a glass of milk because I love to snort cocaine.

(or gobble LannTabs, as the case is right now...LOL)

I ran with a pot head bc hoes keep stealing my tacos.

Today (based on the shirt I am wearing):

I ate a stripper because hoes keep stealing my tacos, because I'm a soldier boy, because I'm gay, and because I love to snort cocaine!

lol last one is an overkill

In honor of my father's birthday being today his would be his.

"I shanked your grandma because I'm a pimp"

I slept with a bowl of cereal because I love marijuana. (That makes sense somehow)

(02-07-2014, 08:31 AM)man_in_space Wrote: [ -> ]I slept with a bowl of cereal because I love marijuana. (That makes sense somehow)

Sure it does. Marijuana causes known psychotic breaks in 60% of people who use it, even casually.

I'd call sleeping with cereal to be a definite contender for a psychotic break! LOL