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I love surveys and being an adult forum lets try an adult survey. I haven't read all the questions yet as to make it fun for me too. So I didn't taylor this to make it easy on me. Enjoy.



[b]1. Sex is best in the morning, afternoon, or night?


2. What side of the bed do you sleep on?


3. Pork, Beef, or Chicken?


4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?


5. What leg do you put in pants first when putting them on?


6. Candles or Incense?


7. Do you dance when no one is watching?


8. Did you play doctor when you were little?


9. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?


10. Stove top cooking or microwave?


11. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty?


12. Shower or bath?


13. Do you pee in the shower?


15. Mexican or Chinese food?


16. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?


17. Do you love someone?


18. Do you own sex toys?


19. Corn Dogs or Hot Dogs?


20. Your favorite restaurant?


21. What did you have for lunch today?


22. Which do you prefer, iceberg or romaine lettuce?


23. When did you last fall down?


24. Have you ever wished someone were dead?


25. Love or Money?


26. Credit Cards or cash?


27. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?


28. Oreos or Vanilla Wafers

29. How do you like your steak cooked?


30. How do you like your eggs cooked?


31. Have you ever knocked someone off their feet in a fight?


32. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?


33. Would you rather have a root canal or minor surgery?


34. Would you shave your entire body (including your head)?


35. Would you rather have lice or an STD?


36.What is your favorite hard candy?


37) Ever been to a strip club?


38) Ever been to a bar?


39) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?


40) Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?


41) Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex?


42) Thrown up from drinking too much?


43) Had sex in the car?


44) Had sex at the beach?

45) Had sex in a movie theater?


46) Had sex in a bathroom?


47) Had sex at work?


48) Have you ever been in an "adult" store?


49) Bought something from an adult store?

50) Have you spent over $200.00 in one visit to the adult store?


51) Is there anyone other than SO that you would ever consider having sex with?


52)Have you been caught having sex?


54) Have you ever kissed a stranger?


55) Does anyone have naughty pics of you?[/b]

[b]1. Sex is best in the morning, afternoon, or night?
[color=red]YES[/color]
2. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
[color=red]Left[/color]
3. Pork, Beef, or Chicken?
[color=red]Beef, if we're talking meat choice as in food.[/color]
4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
[color=red]yes[/color]
5. What leg do you put in pants first when putting them on?
[color=red]Both, from the side of the bed[/color]
6. Candles or Incense?
[color=red]Candles[/color]
7. Do you dance when no one is watching?
[color=red]Who doesn't?[/color]
8. Did you play doctor when you were little?
[color=red]Like, duhhh...[/color]
9. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
[color=red]No[/color]
10. Stove top cooking or microwave?
[color=red]Stove[/color]
11. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty?
[color=red]Car[/color]
12. Shower or bath?
[color=red]Bath[/color]
13. Do you pee in the shower?
[color=red]Who doesn't?[/color]
15. Mexican or Chinese food?
[color=red]Chexise![/color]
16. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
[color=red]aggressive[/color]
17. Do you love someone?
[color=red]Yes[/color]
18. Do you own sex toys?
[color=red]no[/color]
19. Corn Dogs or Hot Dogs?
[color=red]Gross!![/color]
20. Your favorite restaurant?
[color=red]My kitchen[/color]
21. What did you have for lunch today?
[color=red]Visalus shake[/color]
22. Which do you prefer, iceberg or romaine lettuce?
[color=red]Iceberg but Boston is the fave[/color]
23. When did you last fall down?
[color=red]This morning[/color]
24. Have you ever wished someone were dead?
[color=red]Constantly[/color]
25. Love or Money?
[color=red]Money. I can buy her what she wants to gain her love.[/color]
26. Credit Cards or cash?
[color=green]CASH![/color]
27. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
[color=red]Yes[/color]
28. Oreos or Vanilla Wafers
[color=red]Wafers[/color]
29. How do you like your steak cooked?
[color=red]Rare[/color]
30. How do you like your eggs cooked?
[color=red]Scrambled, well done[/color]
31. Have you ever knocked someone off their feet in a fight?
[color=red]Yes. Don't push me.[/color]
32. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
[color=red]Camping[/color]
33. Would you rather have a root canal or minor surgery?
[color=red]Had 24 root canals. Minor surgery is easy by comparison.[/color]
34. Would you shave your entire body (including your head)?
[color=red]Sure...if her tits are big enough[/color]
35. Would you rather have lice or an STD?
[color=red]Lice. Had them, got over it. Never ever had an STD.[/color]
36.What is your favorite hard candy?
[color=red]Peppermint[/color]
37) Ever been to a strip club?
[color=red]Yes[/color]
38) Ever been to a bar?
[color=red]Yes[/color]
39) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
[color=red]Yes, see above about knocking someone off their feet.[/color]
40) Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
[color=red]No[/color]
41) Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex?
[color=red]On the cheek? Sure.[/color]
42) Thrown up from drinking too much?
[color=red]Once.[/color]
43) Had sex in the car?
[color=red]Yes[/color]
44) Had sex at the beach?
[color=red]No[/color]
45) Had sex in a movie theater?
[color=red]Yes[/color]
46) Had sex in a bathroom?
[color=red]Yes[/color]
47) Had sex at work?
[color=red]YES[/color]
48) Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
[color=red]Yes[/color]
49) Bought something from an adult store?
[color=red]Yes[/color]
50) Have you spent over $200.00 in one visit to the adult store?
[color=red]Yes[/color]
51) Is there anyone other than SO that you would ever consider having sex with?
[color=red]Yes[/color]
52)Have you been caught having sex?
[color=red]Yes[/color]
54) Have you ever kissed a stranger?
[color=red]Yes[/color]
55) Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
[color=red]Oh yeah... [/color][/b]
[/quote]
[color=red]Holy crap that's a long survey! Don't expect too many responses.[/color]

1. Sex is best in the morning, afternoon, or night?
[color=#1E90FF]I don't know.[/color]

2. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
[color=#1E90FF]The correct side[/color]

3. Pork, Beef, or Chicken?
[color=#1E90FF]Neither. I don't eat meat.
[/color]
4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
[color=#1E90FF]At least once when I was much younger. Stomach bug.[/color]

5. What leg do you put in pants first when putting them on?
[color=#1E90FF]Both at the same time.
[/color]
6. Candles or Incense?
[color=#1E90FF]Depends on the reason.[/color]

7. Do you dance when no one is watching?
[color=#1E90FF]I'm still watching so no.
[/color]
8. Did you play doctor when you were little?
[color=#1E90FF]No.
[/color]
9. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
[color=#1E90FF]No. Thought about it. (heard artist models for colleges make ok money)[/color]

10. Stove top cooking or microwave?
[color=#1E90FF]Depends on what I'm making. [/color]

11. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty?
[color=#1E90FF]Car. Easier to clean[/color]

12. Shower or bath?
[color=#1E90FF]Both.
[/color]
13. Do you pee in the shower?
[color=#1E90FF]Depends on how bad I need to go.[/color]

15. Mexican or Chinese food?
[color=#1E90FF]Mexican
[/color]
16. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
[color=#1E90FF]I don't know.[/color]

17. Do you love someone?
[color=#1E90FF]Yes
[/color]
18. Do you own sex toys?
[color=#1E90FF]No[/color].

19. Corn Dogs or Hot Dogs?
[color=#1E90FF]Tofu dogs.[/color]


20. Your favorite restaurant?
[color=#1E90FF]Before I moved a place called The Vegetable Garden. Excellent vegan place. Now in my current city a local Indian place with a buffet called Sitar[/color]

21. What did you have for lunch today?
[color=#1E90FF]India buffet. [/color]

22. Which do you prefer, iceberg or romaine lettuce?
[color=#1E90FF]Romaine. (But I like spring mix the most)[/color]

23. When did you last fall down?
[color=#1E90FF]I don't remember.[/color]

24. Have you ever wished someone were dead?
[color=#1E90FF]Still do. [/color]

25. Love or Money?
[color=#1E90FF]Love[/color]

26. Credit Cards or cash?
[color=#1E90FF]I use my debit card from my bank.
[/color]
27. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
[color=#1E90FF]Yes my aunt. (mother's sister) one of two women I ever use the C word to describe. A truly evil woman. Last contact I had with her I told her "you are now dead to me" [/color]

28. Oreos or Vanilla Wafers
[color=#1E90FF]Oreos[/color]

29. How do you like your steak cooked?
[color=#1E90FF]I don't each meat.
[/color]
30. How do you like your eggs cooked?
[color=#1E90FF]Sunny side up. (I'm vegetarian. No yet vegan)[/color]

31. Have you ever knocked someone off their feet in a fight?
[color=#1E90FF]Wasn't really a fight but yes.[/color]

32. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
[color=#1E90FF]I honestly don't know. [/color]

33. Would you rather have a root canal or minor surgery?
[color=#1E90FF]Whichever cost less.
[/color]
34. Would you shave your entire body (including your head)?
[color=#1E90FF]If I was able too without infection. [/color]

35. Would you rather have lice or an STD?
[color=#1E90FF]Depends on the STD.[/color]

36.What is your favorite hard candy?
[color=#1E90FF]Do lollipops count. [/color]

37) Ever been to a strip club?
[color=#1E90FF]Once. Got to meet Lisa Ann. She was very nice and gave me little hug since I was so shy.[/color]

38) Ever been to a bar?
[color=#1E90FF]I used to go to a biker bar and a sports bar to play in WPTAPL - World Poker Tour Amateur Poker League. A coworker was for two year North American champion. She taught me a few things. [/color]

39) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
[color=#1E90FF]No.
[/color]
40) Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
[color=#1E90FF]Never been drunk. Not for lack of trying. I drank a lot and still nothing. [/color]

41) Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex?
[color=#1E90FF]No.
[/color]
42) Thrown up from drinking too much?
[color=#1E90FF]No. But did throw up once from drinking a lot of vodka after having a bug and not eating for 2 or 3 days. I don't know if that counts.[/color]

43) Had sex in the car?
[color=#1E90FF]No.
[/color]
44) Had sex at the beach?
[color=#1E90FF]No.
[/color]
45) Had sex in a movie theater?
[color=#1E90FF]No.
[/color]
46) Had sex in a bathroom?
[color=#1E90FF]No.
[/color]
47) Had sex at work?
[color=#1E90FF]No.
[/color]
48) Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
[color=#1E90FF]I don't remember. I don't think so.
[/color]
49) Bought something from an adult store?
[color=#1E90FF]No.
[/color]
50) Have you spent over $200.00 in one visit to the adult store?
[color=#1E90FF]No.
[/color]
51) Is there anyone other than SO that you would ever consider having sex with?
[color=#1E90FF]I don't have a SO. I'm lonely.[/color]

52)Have you been caught having sex?
[color=#1E90FF]No.
[/color]
54) Have you ever kissed a stranger?
[color=#1E90FF]No.
[/color]
55) Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
[color=#1E90FF]No. Not even me. [/color]


[color=#0000CD]I need to make a shorter survey. This was a cut and paste job. I'll work on a custom more forum related one.
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