Chelsea Charms

[JustSomeone]

The mom-jeans certain aren't doing her any favors.

[Bonecracker]

LOL! You got that right.

[Agent Dee]

I mostly just stare at her boobs and her lovely face more than anything else, I have to say I LOVE this pic posted on the last page, god they are HUGE o.O.



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[titzling319]

AD, they were even bigger in person...she's so magnificently upholstered that it defies description!
I had these Polaroids taken at the DejaVu club in Lansing, MI in January. Chelsea is returning to that beautiful establishment on Sept. 12-14. I'll be there on the 12th. There must be at least a few Beararchive members in the area...join me and let's make a party of it while we celebrate our favorite lady!
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[Agent Dee]

wow is all I can say there she is so amazing.

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[Rickypym]

Thanks for those photos, Titzling. They are priceless.

It is a truly once-in-a-lifetime type experience for a boob-man to actually see Chelsea live and in living color. It is worth driving 6 or more hours for.

I've seen her a few times, and each time, I was in a dream-like glowing state of bliss for days after each encounter. Just remembering her cuteness, sweet smile, and the way she humbly and sensually presents her beyond-massive boobs for our viewing pleasure.

[Agent Dee]

I would LOVE to see her in person but she has never come anywhere near my part of the country (west NY).

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[Rickypym]

It's only a 6 and a half hour drive from Buffalo, NY to Lansing, MI! Time to carpe diem! (It's less than 6 hour drive if you drive through Canada.)

I mean, she won't be touring forever. I truly believe you will say it was worth it when you see her in person, dancing on the stage. And get a Polaroid and talk to her!

I know some might say its creepy or weird or whatever to drive that far to see a busty stripper, but think about it, every year, millions of Americans drive further than that to see the Grand Canyon or Disneyworld or the beach.

Driving far distances to see Chelsea is a pilgrimage for true boob-men; it should be done at least once in a lifetime, if at all possible.

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[Djoser]

aww cute!

[JustSomeone]

Jeez! This thread is by far and away the most popular on the entire board! We should just call this the "I love Chelsea" website!

[Rickypym]

Well we are true boob-men here, and she has the biggest pair of tits, on a non-BBW, of any touring feature dancer on the entire planet Earth since 1999.

She is the Queen. She is the goddess. She is the Michael Jordan of huge boobs. Not only does she have giant breasts, but she is smart, witty, funny, cute, sincere, and humble (compared to many other models/dancers). I've seen her being heckled onstage by a flat-chested drunk sorority girl, shouting "you're a freak", "you're disgusting", "you belong in the circus" and things of that nature, and Chelsea wasn't even fazed or bothered by it. (hopefully chelsea didnt hear that, but it wouldve been hard for her not to hear). She has the kindness and patience of a saint. She is the patron saint of giant boobs.

Not only is she a living legend, but she's now been around for almost 15 years on the scene, which, by itself, even if she werent the biggest, is absolutely remarkable. And yet she is the biggest. She is the Muhammed Ali of enormous breasts.

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Well we are true boob-men here, and she has the biggest pair of tits, on a non-BBW, of any touring feature dancer on the entire planet Earth since 1999.

She is the Queen. She is the goddess. She is the Michael Jordan of huge boobs. Not only does she have giant breasts, but she is smart, witty, funny, cute, sincere, and humble (compared to many other models/dancers). I've seen her being heckled onstage by a flat-chested drunk sorority girl, shouting "you're a freak", "you're disgusting", "you belong in the circus" and things of that nature, and Chelsea wasn't even fazed or bothered by it. (hopefully chelsea didnt hear that, but it wouldve been hard for her not to hear). She has the kindness and patience of a saint. She is the patron saint of giant boobs.

Not only is she a living legend, but she's now been around for almost 15 years on the scene, which, by itself, even if she werent the biggest, is absolutely remarkable. And yet she is the biggest. She is the Muhammed Ali of enormous breasts.

Amen.

[titzling319]

Here are a few samples from Chelsea's latest postings. I know, kind of slim pickin's but, Hey! It's Chelsea!

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[ussername]

ugh.. oh my.

how can they be so small? can they really grow so much or are the bigger boobers older pics.

hope to see only HUGE BOOBS PICS from her nowon. just my five.

[Rickypym]

Yes, they're smaller, but still quite large. Also, I bet they are softer and squishier than when full. Also, for me, she's still hot just because she's Chelsea.

[Bonecracker]

The first few were post-drain pictures. They hurt my eyes.

[Djoser]

lol i wouldn'r be that dramatic, but yeah i feel a vaccuum in my stomach when i se those...and i miss the fluid that isn't there

[Kopykat]

A little less titty draining a little more growin',
all this booby shrinkin' ain't satisfactionin' me,
a lil' less "meh" and a lil' more "wow",
a lil' less "pfftttt" and a lil' more "pow!"
Shut the......door and.......know your role(?)....something, I don't know, he says it too quick.

[Bonecracker]

Great morph, KK!

[Djoser]

lol nice lyrics

[bigbooblover84]

I sent an email last night to the CC website inquiring about getting a private dance with Chelsea. Has anyone done the same contact method? If so, how long did it take to get a response?

[Bonecracker]

Read the whole thread, bigbooblover84. You'll find some others already have had such a wonderful experience!! (the rest of us are jealous!)

[bigbooblover84]

Does she go beyond a dance? If so, could I get details? Sorry, I haven't been able to find any info about what goes on during one.

[ussername]

wooho . im alive !