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#126
07-20-2014, 05:32 PM
Hey, would you really expect any less from this fetish?Big Grin
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#127
07-23-2014, 04:49 AM
You know you have BIG boobs when....

you were bigger than Keisha when you were a pre teen, you were bigger then Chelsea in HS, now nobody is bigger than you.

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#128
07-23-2014, 11:35 AM
You know you have BIG boobs when....

Your fashion accessory is a forklift.
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#129
07-23-2014, 12:43 PM
YKYHBBW...

You fall on your chest and your feet and hands can't touch the ground.
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#130
07-23-2014, 01:19 PM
You know you have BIG boobs when....

Doctors count you as morbidly obese, even though you have 32" waist.
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#131
07-23-2014, 01:48 PM
THIRTY TWO? Heck man, anything bigger than 28 and that's too much for me. LOL Hey, what can I say? I like how a thin waist exaggerates the hourglass figure! To me, 48 24 40 is my idea of perfection.
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07-23-2014, 02:49 PM (This post was last modified: 07-23-2014, 02:50 PM by Agent Dee.)
(07-23-2014, 11:35 AM)Masterminos Wrote: You know you have BIG boobs when....

Your fashion accessory is a forklift.

You know you have BIG boobs when....

Said forklift is the one they use to move boats in marinas.

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#133
07-23-2014, 02:56 PM
YKTHBBW...
You hire a contractor to put in 72" wide double-door self-opening doorways through your house as you have no prayer of moving those boobs through even a 48" wide opening!
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#134
07-23-2014, 06:19 PM
You know you have BIG boobs when....

You increase the national average cup size of whatever country you're in.
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#135
09-23-2014, 07:09 AM
When you scroll a picture up from the bottom of your screen and can swear you felt it hit you.
Are you in a fair fight? If so your tactics suck ass.
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#136
10-04-2014, 07:08 PM
You know you have BIG boobs when...

You went for a swim in a lake and got stuck
when you go on a boat trip you ride on an aircraft carrier

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10-05-2014, 04:51 AM (This post was last modified: 10-05-2014, 05:08 AM by andrat2000.)
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10-05-2014, 11:58 AM
... Your favored mode of personal transportation is a reversed flat-bed truck.
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#139
01-09-2015, 03:50 PM
You know you have BIG boobs when....

You fall down in California and they feel it in New York.

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#140
02-14-2015, 11:21 PM
I only wish I had a bigger version of this pic lol

[Image: qy6847.jpg]

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#141
02-15-2015, 01:11 AM
Certainly redefines 'bottom biscuits' doesn't it?
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#142
02-20-2015, 12:09 PM
You know you have big boobs when you haven't seen your twat for so long it's considered legally dead.

You know you have big boobs when your attract stray cats due to scent of fresh milk.

You know you have big boobs when you visit Japan and locals run away screaming "boobzilla"

You know you have big boobs when your mammogram test requires a team of doctors.

You know you have big boobs when the jumbotron could only capture one.

You know you have big boobs when your forced to purchase the seats besides you and infront of you when ever you fly.

You know you have big boobs when gay men stop on they street and say "damn look at them titties"
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#143
02-20-2015, 12:46 PM
That last one was my favorite

You know you have BIG boobs when you can drive in the carpool lane all by yourself.

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#144
03-04-2015, 12:12 PM
this one came from beshine herself via twitter:

[Image: 1z1ryp1.jpg]

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#145
03-08-2015, 04:28 AM
You know you have BIG boobs when.....

you turn around and knock somebody over.............on the other side of the room.
you got stuck in one of the great lakes when you went swimming

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#146
03-08-2015, 12:42 PM
You know you have BIG boobs when.....

Even Superman wouldn't be able to see through them completely. . .
Your cleavage becomes the largest cavern in whatever country you're in. . .
China seeks to annex you for territory. . .
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#147
04-19-2015, 10:38 AM
You know you have BIG boobs when....

they can be used as a table:

[Image: 6xuib4.jpg]

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#148
04-19-2015, 11:39 AM
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#149
04-19-2015, 04:01 PM
To Have and To Hold a 2 part comic where in the first one a woman is given a ring where she will grow each day till she gets married. the second one they found out that they were not 100% married so she is still growing while they wait for it to be 100% official Wink.

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#150
05-21-2015, 01:27 PM
YKYHBB
When you try to get a reduction, and the surgeon is so awestuck he/she pays YOU not to.

came to me in the middle of work, doubt its any good.
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