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(this one is not meant to be funny necessarily, but interesting in a social cultural way)
YKYHBBW
You are invited to go on Japanese talk shows to display and discuss the enormous size of your breasts and what their popularity among a significant % of American men says about American culture.
I know Norma Stitz and Maxi Mounds have done this.
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this came to me while at work today
You know you have BIG boobs when....
you cannot go grocery shopping because you cannot fit between the shopping isles.
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[i]"Well gosh, breast men are the best men, you know, *giggles* I love you all."[/i]
[i]"You know your boobs are too big when a guy stands up to let u thru to your seat and despite him leaning back I boobed him back in his seat."[/i]
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09-05-2013, 01:23 AM
(This post was last modified: 09-05-2013, 01:53 AM by Agent Dee.)
You know you have BIG boobs when....
when you stretch or breathe in the creaking of the fabric of your top can be heard from a few houses away.
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[i]"Well gosh, breast men are the best men, you know, *giggles* I love you all."[/i]
[i]"You know your boobs are too big when a guy stands up to let u thru to your seat and despite him leaning back I boobed him back in his seat."[/i]
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You know you have BIG boobs when......
Your feet don't touch the ground.
Your bra size is somewhere between a queen and king size sheet.
The glaciers don't melt from your nipples in the summer months.
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those are great moon, thanks for contributing and stepping out of Lurk Mode  .
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[i]"Well gosh, breast men are the best men, you know, *giggles* I love you all."[/i]
[i]"You know your boobs are too big when a guy stands up to let u thru to your seat and despite him leaning back I boobed him back in his seat."[/i]
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You know you have BIG boobs when...
The visible boob veins on your left boob create a map of the interstate system of the USA.
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(09-05-2013, 10:21 PM)Rickypym Wrote: You know you have BIG boobs when...
The visible boob veins on your left boob create a map of the interstate system of the USA.
To ACTUAL scale!!
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You know you have BIG boobs when....
You donate your white tops to IMAX so they can be used for their super mega screens.
When you pop a button it leaves a hole in the wall across the room from impact.
When you spread your boobs apart at least a couple of dollars worth of loose change and your house keys that you thought you lost fell out.
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[i]"Well gosh, breast men are the best men, you know, *giggles* I love you all."[/i]
[i]"You know your boobs are too big when a guy stands up to let u thru to your seat and despite him leaning back I boobed him back in his seat."[/i]
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09-28-2013, 08:07 PM
You know you have BIG boobs when....
they enter and exit daylight savings time before you do
you were already pushing a DDD cup bra to it's limits before you even started Jr High School
you are wider than you are tall
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[i]"Well gosh, breast men are the best men, you know, *giggles* I love you all."[/i]
[i]"You know your boobs are too big when a guy stands up to let u thru to your seat and despite him leaning back I boobed him back in his seat."[/i]
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(09-28-2013, 08:07 PM)Agent Dee Wrote: You know you have BIG boobs when....
you are wider than you are tall
Uh.. I just got back from the drugstore... I need to rephrase this.
"You know you have big boobs when YOUR TITS are wider than you are tall."
[i]you don't wanna see what I just saw[/i] 
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When you're a pair of boobs with a woman attached to them.
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The journey from areola to tip of nipple is a two hour drive.
Your nipples have passed both voyager probes.
You consider ceiling fans a masturbation device for your nipples.
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(09-28-2013, 09:45 PM)Bonecracker Wrote: (09-28-2013, 08:07 PM)Agent Dee Wrote: You know you have BIG boobs when....
you are wider than you are tall
Uh.. I just got back from the drugstore... I need to rephrase this.
"You know you have big boobs when YOUR TITS are wider than you are tall."
[i]you don't wanna see what I just saw[/i]
Lol, I am not a 'robust' woman fan, but don't be mean, bone, they need love too 
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How very noble of you, Djoser. LOL
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here is a visual one...
You know you have BIG boobs when....
you can read the words on your shirt just by glancing down at them
![[Image: ccbluflourishkat.jpg]](http://filefap.com/files/3096715_m4n49/ccbluflourishkat.jpg)
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[i]"You know your boobs are too big when a guy stands up to let u thru to your seat and despite him leaning back I boobed him back in his seat."[/i]
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Great one Dee! TOO TROO!!
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You enter your pumpkin in a biggest pumpkin competition and your pumpkin doesn't win, but you do.
You win a look alike contest for Charlie Brown's Great Pumpkin.
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Nice one, Moonblast2!!
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You know you have BIG boobs when...
You cruise forums that talk about big boobs and you read posts that say "Chelsea Charms is the biggest!" or "Beshine is super huge!" and you think "Isn't that just too cute".
It takes hours for them to measure your boobs for your newest bras, it takes weeks for your new bra to arrive, but it is now too small, so it is time to get them remeasured all over again .
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[i]"Well gosh, breast men are the best men, you know, *giggles* I love you all."[/i]
[i]"You know your boobs are too big when a guy stands up to let u thru to your seat and despite him leaning back I boobed him back in his seat."[/i]
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YKYHBB because....
The Earth's rotation is slowing due to the magnitude and weight of your boobs being only on one side of the planet.
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YKYHBB when...
Scientists determine that your boobs actually have "phases" like the moon: full boobs, half boobs, NEW BOOBS!
...and sometimes they even form solar eclipses of their own!
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lol the last two are pretty sweet
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YKYHBB when...
Your boobs defy gravity BECAUSE they are so big, they have their own gravitational field that counteracts the earth's
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YKYHBB when...
You can't see them because their gravitational field is so strong that not even light can escape them
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You know you have BIG boobs when...
your cleavage IS a black hole
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[i]"Well gosh, breast men are the best men, you know, *giggles* I love you all."[/i]
[i]"You know your boobs are too big when a guy stands up to let u thru to your seat and despite him leaning back I boobed him back in his seat."[/i]
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