To paraphrase some applicable Weird Al lyrics 
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when you go out to check your mail, it measures on the Richter scale
the pavement cracks when you fall down
before you leave a room you have to grease the door
when you go to the movies you take up 7 rows
every picture of you has to be an aerial view
you walk down an alley and get stuck
you need a boomerang to put on your bra
.when you go out to check your mail, it measures on the Richter scale
the pavement cracks when you fall down
before you leave a room you have to grease the door
when you go to the movies you take up 7 rows
every picture of you has to be an aerial view
you walk down an alley and get stuck
you need a boomerang to put on your bra
[i]"Well gosh, breast men are the best men, you know, *giggles* I love you all."[/i]
[i]"You know your boobs are too big when a guy stands up to let u thru to your seat and despite him leaning back I boobed him back in his seat."[/i]
Chelsea Charms
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Special Agent: Dee
MiB; Division 6, NYC
[i]"You know your boobs are too big when a guy stands up to let u thru to your seat and despite him leaning back I boobed him back in his seat."[/i]
Chelsea Charms
[url=http://forum.bearchive.co/thread-99.html]want a custom avatar?[/url]
Special Agent: Dee
MiB; Division 6, NYC
