Random Survey 1.0

[Bonecracker]

[u]15 Random answers, original questions in [b]bold[/b][/u]
[b]Are you a good cook?[/b]
Absolutely.
[b]What is your favorite sport to play?[/b]
Football...also known as 'Hand Egg'
[b]What does your screen name mean?[/b]
He who shall crack your backbone with his sexual prowess
[b]Have you ever faked being sick?[/b]
yes, I was once a child.
[b]What is the best compliment you ever received?[/b]
My children commenting on my parenting
[b]What is your first thought when you wake up in the morning?[/b]
I need a shower. I stink of sex.
[b]Have you ever seen a dead body?[/b]
Yes, may times. Thankfully, no one has seen mine.
[b]Have you ever broken a bone?[/b]
Broke them off! All 8 fingers have been severed at least once.
[b]If had to change your name what would you change it to?[/b]
Wile E Coyote
[b]What is your favourite book?[/b]
Probably John, but I like the other 65 too
[b]How do you get you news?[/b]
On-line
[b]Do you wear boxers or briefs?[/b]
boxers
[b]What kind of car do you drive?[/b]
Ford. Need the model too?
[b]Is the glass half empty or half full?[/b]
There is room for more wine.
[b]What is your ringtone?[/b]
Old fashioned telephone.