08-04-2015, 09:16 PM
Well, since I've been lurking so long might as well. I'm Mr. Fixit, I'm 35, from Nebraska, and by the name you can probably guess I'm a master auto technician, I'm also a paint and body man, customizer, hot rodder and basically just all around car guru.
I'm also a musician, having played guitar in various bands from punk to death metal over the last 15 years. Unfortunately, or fortunately, however you want to look at it, god made me a better mechanic than a guitarist, so that's what I went with. :p
I've been around the BE scene since I was a teenager in the mid 90's. Back when we thought Wendy Whoppers and Tiffany Towers were huge. Ever since I was young, REALLY young, I knew I liked big breasts on a woman. I also found out at a young age that expansion turned me on. (I have Violet Beauregard to thank for that).
I'm lucky enough to be married to a woman with a glorious natural 38DD bust, (not exactly huge, I know, but for a real world woman they're pretty big) who not only knows of my huge breast obsession but even indulges me in the fantasy a little once in a great while last year for my birthday she took a pair of punching balloons, filled them with water and stuffed them in her shirt for me. It's as close to a boob job as I'm ever going to get with her, as she's quite adamant that they're big and heavy enough as is. I'd have given any thing to have found myself a freaky silicone/saline/PPP Queen to spend life with but alas, I'm not that rich or good looking.
My only in with the ladies is a porn - size man unit. Other than that I'm female repellant. 
And, in the interest of full disclosure, since my wife KNOWS I'm here, and there's all these wonderful ladies that are so willing to bare all for us and indulge or desires, I'm going to actually include a picture of myself here so all these wonderful women can actually KNOW the weird creepy guy that's enjoying their beauty. And if any of them think I'm cute, so much the better. Lol!
I'm also a musician, having played guitar in various bands from punk to death metal over the last 15 years. Unfortunately, or fortunately, however you want to look at it, god made me a better mechanic than a guitarist, so that's what I went with. :p
I've been around the BE scene since I was a teenager in the mid 90's. Back when we thought Wendy Whoppers and Tiffany Towers were huge. Ever since I was young, REALLY young, I knew I liked big breasts on a woman. I also found out at a young age that expansion turned me on. (I have Violet Beauregard to thank for that).
I'm lucky enough to be married to a woman with a glorious natural 38DD bust, (not exactly huge, I know, but for a real world woman they're pretty big) who not only knows of my huge breast obsession but even indulges me in the fantasy a little once in a great while last year for my birthday she took a pair of punching balloons, filled them with water and stuffed them in her shirt for me. It's as close to a boob job as I'm ever going to get with her, as she's quite adamant that they're big and heavy enough as is. I'd have given any thing to have found myself a freaky silicone/saline/PPP Queen to spend life with but alas, I'm not that rich or good looking.
My only in with the ladies is a porn - size man unit. Other than that I'm female repellant. And, in the interest of full disclosure, since my wife KNOWS I'm here, and there's all these wonderful ladies that are so willing to bare all for us and indulge or desires, I'm going to actually include a picture of myself here so all these wonderful women can actually KNOW the weird creepy guy that's enjoying their beauty. And if any of them think I'm cute, so much the better. Lol!
