I sent this picture back to 1995, here's what I heard coming through to my end in 2016.
"Holy crap, the PlayStation graphics are unreal! The fact that it doubles as a full feature CD player that I can hook up to my huge 28 inch tv is just icing on the cake. Alright lemme go on the net and check my email... While the PC is starting up I can make some coffee. *modem screech*...*modem screech*...*modem screech* Ok click Webcrawler.... What's this? *click* Ok hair, something that looks like a padded club door? Maybe a sofa. Ok face, well its of a girl at least, she's pretty. Hello you. Red shirt..maybe it's a Star Trek Next Gen costume change. Wait a sec, is that her boobs? *scrolls down a little* Surely that's the end of the pict-- No way! They're still panning out to the sides! *scrolls down some more* Aww c'mon! I'm over halfway down the picture. They gotta be balloons. Lulu Devine or Crystal Storm still holds the crown. *jaw drops* *door shuts and locks*
Well then, I guess that's that. You're welcome '95.
"Holy crap, the PlayStation graphics are unreal! The fact that it doubles as a full feature CD player that I can hook up to my huge 28 inch tv is just icing on the cake. Alright lemme go on the net and check my email... While the PC is starting up I can make some coffee. *modem screech*...*modem screech*...*modem screech* Ok click Webcrawler.... What's this? *click* Ok hair, something that looks like a padded club door? Maybe a sofa. Ok face, well its of a girl at least, she's pretty. Hello you. Red shirt..maybe it's a Star Trek Next Gen costume change. Wait a sec, is that her boobs? *scrolls down a little* Surely that's the end of the pict-- No way! They're still panning out to the sides! *scrolls down some more* Aww c'mon! I'm over halfway down the picture. They gotta be balloons. Lulu Devine or Crystal Storm still holds the crown. *jaw drops* *door shuts and locks*
Well then, I guess that's that. You're welcome '95.
