07-14-2013, 07:09 PM
It's only a 6 and a half hour drive from Buffalo, NY to Lansing, MI! Time to carpe diem! (It's less than 6 hour drive if you drive through Canada.)
I mean, she won't be touring forever. I truly believe you will say it was worth it when you see her in person, dancing on the stage. And get a Polaroid and talk to her!
I know some might say its creepy or weird or whatever to drive that far to see a busty stripper, but think about it, every year, millions of Americans drive further than that to see the Grand Canyon or Disneyworld or the beach.
Driving far distances to see Chelsea is a pilgrimage for true boob-men; it should be done at least once in a lifetime, if at all possible.
I mean, she won't be touring forever. I truly believe you will say it was worth it when you see her in person, dancing on the stage. And get a Polaroid and talk to her!
I know some might say its creepy or weird or whatever to drive that far to see a busty stripper, but think about it, every year, millions of Americans drive further than that to see the Grand Canyon or Disneyworld or the beach.
Driving far distances to see Chelsea is a pilgrimage for true boob-men; it should be done at least once in a lifetime, if at all possible.
