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Not to hijack the thread, but having had a private dance with the babe a few years ago, I have to vehemently [u][b]DISAGREE[/b][/u]!

Well, that was a hijack...so I am turning myself into the mega-titty authorities and throw myself on the mercy of the court.

Haha, that's okay.

I'm pulling my reference from the guy over at the other BEA. The guy that has basically been with all the popular busty girls, Chili? Was that his name? I seem to recall him advising against a dance from Chels. His claim was that she hardly did anything. Of course, this a very long time ago, if I recall correctly.

But everyone is entitled to their own opinion.

This was all the way back in 2003, but I somehow remember this: http://forum.bearchive.com/index.php?topic=129013.0

If you have absolutely no expectations of what a true porn star experience should be like, then go ahead and burn your $750 on her.

In ALL my years of private dances and much more with porn stars, I've never had a more disappointing experience than I had with CC earlier this year.

From the lackluster greeting at the door, to actually counting the money in front of me (another first), to setting the timer so that you get EXACTLY 60 minutes (god forbid she gives you one extra minute of her time), to the fact that you DON'T GET TO TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF, there are so many other big busted porn stars who charge the equivalent or less and deliver so much more that it just isn't worth being with this zero personality gal in private. On the escort boards, the phrase most bandied about to describe her is "cold fish." Aside from "Hello", "Do you have the rest of the money?" and "The pants stay on", I can't think of anything else she said to me. Oh yeah, "Time's up."

That said, here is what you do get: unlimited access to her otherworldly breasts. Touch 'em, squeeze 'em, lick 'em, suck 'em, hold 'em up and drop 'em down, stick your head between 'em til you can't breathe and then do it again. And again. You honestly have no idea just how much bigger she is than anyone else out there. If that's enough for you (and you will last the entire time, because as far as CC is concerned, Ken dolls ARE anatomically correct), then knock yourself out and make the appointment. I managed to do a few other things with her I won't get into here, but that's just me. OTOH, if you want a little more value for your hard earned dollar, then wait for Lisa Lipps, Ashley Evans, Minka or any number of other SCORE babes to visit NY and get everything you paid for.

Caveat emptor, my friend.

Chili

Paladin:

Appreciate the comments and your feedback on CC's performance. As for my time with Chelsea, I got to enjoy dining at her sopping wet "Y", but that is definitely a "your mileage may vary" issue.

However, I must disagree on your definition of "professional" as it relates to adult entertainment and private encounters. Happily (or sadly, depending upon your perspective), I've probably had as much if not more experience with porn/big boob escorts as anyone on this board, and Chelsea easily rates in the bottom percentile of this group (in fact, only Sofia Staks gets a lower rating from me).

Let us compare and contrast CC with, say, Lisa Lipps, who is, for lack of a better term, the anti-Chelsea.

CC: contact via e-mail only
LL: contact via e-mail, followed up by personal phone call(s) from Lisa

CC: nice hotel by airport, single room, double beds
LL: upscale hotel on the westside, multi-room suite, queen size bed

CC: answers door in everyday robe, make-up and hair ok
LL: answers door in form-fitting white mini-skirt and matching top, perfect make-up and hair

CC: timid hello and demand for payment
LL: Big hug and open mouth kiss, pre-arranged to put $$$ envelope on the table (assistant will count it later).

CC: sets timer, begins air dance
LL: offers a beverage or other refreshment, then we retire to the bedroom

CC: still standing, continues dances, allows unfettered access to the twins
LL: rip each other's clothes off, battle of the tongues ensues

CC: slowly undresses, leaves panties on, but your pants ain't coming off, and she ain't touching below the belt.
LL: anything and everything is on the menu, and it's even better than you thought it would be.

CC: Time's up, don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
LL: nice cool down, shower if desired, kiss goodbye.

Now you tell me: within the context of adult entertainment, who is the true professional and who is the one trying to do the least and get the most?

Quite honestly, it is women such as Chelsea who provide so little while charging so much and customers like yourself who deem this attitude as acceptable simply because you are thrilled that the dancer deigns to be in the same room as you, that creates problem for true consumers like me. As long as the Internet creates an inexhaustible supply of people who are willing to be taken advantage of (and make no mistake about it, that is exactly what happened), then the Chelsea Charms of the world will continue to flourish. At some point, someone has to point out that the emperor has no clothes (which would put him one up on me ).

Chili