Funny Sexy Survey 1.0

[Bonecracker]

[b]1. Sex is best in the morning, afternoon, or night?
[color=red]YES[/color]
2. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
[color=red]Left[/color]
3. Pork, Beef, or Chicken?
[color=red]Beef, if we're talking meat choice as in food.[/color]
4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
[color=red]yes[/color]
5. What leg do you put in pants first when putting them on?
[color=red]Both, from the side of the bed[/color]
6. Candles or Incense?
[color=red]Candles[/color]
7. Do you dance when no one is watching?
[color=red]Who doesn't?[/color]
8. Did you play doctor when you were little?
[color=red]Like, duhhh...[/color]
9. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
[color=red]No[/color]
10. Stove top cooking or microwave?
[color=red]Stove[/color]
11. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty?
[color=red]Car[/color]
12. Shower or bath?
[color=red]Bath[/color]
13. Do you pee in the shower?
[color=red]Who doesn't?[/color]
15. Mexican or Chinese food?
[color=red]Chexise![/color]
16. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
[color=red]aggressive[/color]
17. Do you love someone?
[color=red]Yes[/color]
18. Do you own sex toys?
[color=red]no[/color]
19. Corn Dogs or Hot Dogs?
[color=red]Gross!![/color]
20. Your favorite restaurant?
[color=red]My kitchen[/color]
21. What did you have for lunch today?
[color=red]Visalus shake[/color]
22. Which do you prefer, iceberg or romaine lettuce?
[color=red]Iceberg but Boston is the fave[/color]
23. When did you last fall down?
[color=red]This morning[/color]
24. Have you ever wished someone were dead?
[color=red]Constantly[/color]
25. Love or Money?
[color=red]Money. I can buy her what she wants to gain her love.[/color]
26. Credit Cards or cash?
[color=green]CASH![/color]
27. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
[color=red]Yes[/color]
28. Oreos or Vanilla Wafers
[color=red]Wafers[/color]
29. How do you like your steak cooked?
[color=red]Rare[/color]
30. How do you like your eggs cooked?
[color=red]Scrambled, well done[/color]
31. Have you ever knocked someone off their feet in a fight?
[color=red]Yes. Don't push me.[/color]
32. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
[color=red]Camping[/color]
33. Would you rather have a root canal or minor surgery?
[color=red]Had 24 root canals. Minor surgery is easy by comparison.[/color]
34. Would you shave your entire body (including your head)?
[color=red]Sure...if her tits are big enough[/color]
35. Would you rather have lice or an STD?
[color=red]Lice. Had them, got over it. Never ever had an STD.[/color]
36.What is your favorite hard candy?
[color=red]Peppermint[/color]
37) Ever been to a strip club?
[color=red]Yes[/color]
38) Ever been to a bar?
[color=red]Yes[/color]
39) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
[color=red]Yes, see above about knocking someone off their feet.[/color]
40) Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
[color=red]No[/color]
41) Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex?
[color=red]On the cheek? Sure.[/color]
42) Thrown up from drinking too much?
[color=red]Once.[/color]
43) Had sex in the car?
[color=red]Yes[/color]
44) Had sex at the beach?
[color=red]No[/color]
45) Had sex in a movie theater?
[color=red]Yes[/color]
46) Had sex in a bathroom?
[color=red]Yes[/color]
47) Had sex at work?
[color=red]YES[/color]
48) Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
[color=red]Yes[/color]
49) Bought something from an adult store?
[color=red]Yes[/color]
50) Have you spent over $200.00 in one visit to the adult store?
[color=red]Yes[/color]
51) Is there anyone other than SO that you would ever consider having sex with?
[color=red]Yes[/color]
52)Have you been caught having sex?
[color=red]Yes[/color]
54) Have you ever kissed a stranger?
[color=red]Yes[/color]
55) Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
[color=red]Oh yeah... [/color][/b]
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[color=red]Holy crap that's a long survey! Don't expect too many responses.[/color]