Funny Sexy Survey 1.0

[Ironbeard]

1. Sex is best in the morning, afternoon, or night?
[color=#1E90FF]I don't know.[/color]

2. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
[color=#1E90FF]The correct side[/color]

3. Pork, Beef, or Chicken?
[color=#1E90FF]Neither. I don't eat meat.
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4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
[color=#1E90FF]At least once when I was much younger. Stomach bug.[/color]

5. What leg do you put in pants first when putting them on?
[color=#1E90FF]Both at the same time.
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6. Candles or Incense?
[color=#1E90FF]Depends on the reason.[/color]

7. Do you dance when no one is watching?
[color=#1E90FF]I'm still watching so no.
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8. Did you play doctor when you were little?
[color=#1E90FF]No.
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9. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
[color=#1E90FF]No. Thought about it. (heard artist models for colleges make ok money)[/color]

10. Stove top cooking or microwave?
[color=#1E90FF]Depends on what I'm making. [/color]

11. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty?
[color=#1E90FF]Car. Easier to clean[/color]

12. Shower or bath?
[color=#1E90FF]Both.
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13. Do you pee in the shower?
[color=#1E90FF]Depends on how bad I need to go.[/color]

15. Mexican or Chinese food?
[color=#1E90FF]Mexican
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16. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
[color=#1E90FF]I don't know.[/color]

17. Do you love someone?
[color=#1E90FF]Yes
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18. Do you own sex toys?
[color=#1E90FF]No[/color].

19. Corn Dogs or Hot Dogs?
[color=#1E90FF]Tofu dogs.[/color]


20. Your favorite restaurant?
[color=#1E90FF]Before I moved a place called The Vegetable Garden. Excellent vegan place. Now in my current city a local Indian place with a buffet called Sitar[/color]

21. What did you have for lunch today?
[color=#1E90FF]India buffet. [/color]

22. Which do you prefer, iceberg or romaine lettuce?
[color=#1E90FF]Romaine. (But I like spring mix the most)[/color]

23. When did you last fall down?
[color=#1E90FF]I don't remember.[/color]

24. Have you ever wished someone were dead?
[color=#1E90FF]Still do. [/color]

25. Love or Money?
[color=#1E90FF]Love[/color]

26. Credit Cards or cash?
[color=#1E90FF]I use my debit card from my bank.
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27. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
[color=#1E90FF]Yes my aunt. (mother's sister) one of two women I ever use the C word to describe. A truly evil woman. Last contact I had with her I told her "you are now dead to me" [/color]

28. Oreos or Vanilla Wafers
[color=#1E90FF]Oreos[/color]

29. How do you like your steak cooked?
[color=#1E90FF]I don't each meat.
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30. How do you like your eggs cooked?
[color=#1E90FF]Sunny side up. (I'm vegetarian. No yet vegan)[/color]

31. Have you ever knocked someone off their feet in a fight?
[color=#1E90FF]Wasn't really a fight but yes.[/color]

32. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
[color=#1E90FF]I honestly don't know. [/color]

33. Would you rather have a root canal or minor surgery?
[color=#1E90FF]Whichever cost less.
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34. Would you shave your entire body (including your head)?
[color=#1E90FF]If I was able too without infection. [/color]

35. Would you rather have lice or an STD?
[color=#1E90FF]Depends on the STD.[/color]

36.What is your favorite hard candy?
[color=#1E90FF]Do lollipops count. [/color]

37) Ever been to a strip club?
[color=#1E90FF]Once. Got to meet Lisa Ann. She was very nice and gave me little hug since I was so shy.[/color]

38) Ever been to a bar?
[color=#1E90FF]I used to go to a biker bar and a sports bar to play in WPTAPL - World Poker Tour Amateur Poker League. A coworker was for two year North American champion. She taught me a few things. [/color]

39) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
[color=#1E90FF]No.
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40) Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
[color=#1E90FF]Never been drunk. Not for lack of trying. I drank a lot and still nothing. [/color]

41) Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex?
[color=#1E90FF]No.
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42) Thrown up from drinking too much?
[color=#1E90FF]No. But did throw up once from drinking a lot of vodka after having a bug and not eating for 2 or 3 days. I don't know if that counts.[/color]

43) Had sex in the car?
[color=#1E90FF]No.
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44) Had sex at the beach?
[color=#1E90FF]No.
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45) Had sex in a movie theater?
[color=#1E90FF]No.
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46) Had sex in a bathroom?
[color=#1E90FF]No.
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47) Had sex at work?
[color=#1E90FF]No.
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48) Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
[color=#1E90FF]I don't remember. I don't think so.
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49) Bought something from an adult store?
[color=#1E90FF]No.
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50) Have you spent over $200.00 in one visit to the adult store?
[color=#1E90FF]No.
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51) Is there anyone other than SO that you would ever consider having sex with?
[color=#1E90FF]I don't have a SO. I'm lonely.[/color]

52)Have you been caught having sex?
[color=#1E90FF]No.
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54) Have you ever kissed a stranger?
[color=#1E90FF]No.
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55) Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
[color=#1E90FF]No. Not even me. [/color]


[color=#0000CD]I need to make a shorter survey. This was a cut and paste job. I'll work on a custom more forum related one.
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