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10-25-2013, 04:00 AM
(This post was last modified: 10-25-2013, 04:19 AM by Agent Dee.)
I saw this on another forum, it is quite simple pick the 3 parts from the categories and tell us 'whats your story?'
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here is mine:
I ran shirtless with the cookie monster, because I'm sexy like that
so, whats your story
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[i]"You know your boobs are too big when a guy stands up to let u thru to your seat and despite him leaning back I boobed him back in his seat."[/i]
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10-25-2013, 07:48 AM
(This post was last modified: 10-25-2013, 07:50 AM by Bonecracker.)
I ran naked with a drink because hoes keep stealing my tacos and I'm a pimp!
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P.S. I'll try to remember your birthday is 23 May, and you'll have to remember mine's 21 March. that makes me 2 months older than you, kid! Every year. Stuff like that matters in grade school. LOL
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I ate a stripper because I'm a pimp!
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10-25-2013, 01:08 PM
(This post was last modified: 10-25-2013, 01:11 PM by Ironbeard.)
I ate a glass of milk because I got abs.
(Elvis Presley and Steven Hawkins love their glasses of milk too.)
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I cuddled with a glass of milk because I love to snort cocaine.
(or gobble LannTabs, as the case is right now...LOL)
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I ran with a pot head bc hoes keep stealing my tacos.
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Today (based on the shirt I am wearing):
I ate a stripper because hoes keep stealing my tacos, because I'm a soldier boy, because I'm gay, and because I love to snort cocaine!
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lol last one is an overkill
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10-30-2013, 10:53 PM
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In honor of my father's birthday being today his would be his.
"I shanked your grandma because I'm a pimp"
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I slept with a bowl of cereal because I love marijuana. (That makes sense somehow)
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(02-07-2014, 08:31 AM)man_in_space Wrote: I slept with a bowl of cereal because I love marijuana. (That makes sense somehow)
Sure it does. Marijuana causes known psychotic breaks in 60% of people who use it, even casually.
I'd call sleeping with cereal to be a definite contender for a psychotic break! LOL
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