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Chelsea Charms
Just a quick heads-up to those who plan to attend one of Chelsea's strip club engagements, don't buy her DVDs online...wait and buy them directly from her in person. Not only will she autograph them for you on the spot but she only charges $10 a pop for them (they'll cost you $30 online).


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what about those other earlier videos on her site. havent heard anything of them. are they good? lots of boobs jumping,showing,shaking etc?
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Just speaking for myself, I own all of them and I like all of them. However, members who are familiar with my posts realize that I'm a greedy prick and want to own "anything" that's Chelsea related. You also should know that I'm easily amused and would be happy to just watch Chelsea playing checkers.
All that being said, the "Chelsea Charms New Zealand" video is a must for Chelsea nuts - Chapter 8 "Fun Redux" contains clips from two scenes where a set of hands work out on those wonderful funbags while Chelsea does some quite convincing moaning!
I love the "Chelsea Charms Las Vegas" video. It contains "What Happens in Vegas", a 4'40'' scene of our darlin' and one very lucky Joe who gets to kiss and hug and lick and suck on her!
If you can find a copy of "Changing Chelsea" (Chelsea only offers it in the "pal" format but one can usually find it for free online), don't hesitate. It simply consists of 25 minutes of a young Chelsea changing outfits and is guaranteed to keep your dick hard the whole time - one great video!
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"New Zealand" / ""What Happens In Vegas"


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For the first time in memory, Chelsea has fallen out of the top 10 here... this cannot stand!

Here's a brand new picture from her appearance in Tampa this weekend.

As you can see, she's looking HUGE!
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(03-16-2014, 11:47 AM)Bonecracker Wrote: For the first time in memory, Chelsea has fallen out of the top 10 here... this cannot stand!

Here's a brand new picture from her appearance in Tampa this weekend.

As you can see, she's looking HUGE!
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I'm in Tampa... Sucks I missed this. Sad
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(03-16-2014, 03:39 PM)JustSomeone Wrote:
(03-16-2014, 11:47 AM)Bonecracker Wrote: For the first time in memory, Chelsea has fallen out of the top 10 here... this cannot stand!

Here's a brand new picture from her appearance in Tampa this weekend.

As you can see, she's looking HUGE!
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I'm in Tampa... Sucks I missed this. Sad
Looks like she is at Deja Vu. This is literally down the road from my house. Still debating if I should go see her tomorrow night.
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GO!! For the love of God, man, GO!!!!
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(03-16-2014, 05:51 PM)Bonecracker Wrote: GO!! For the love of God, man, GO!!!!
I've made arrangements to go. Can someone give me the routine of her show? Will she allow for pictures, Polaroids (or whatever). Costs? Etc.
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Man, are you crazy? Have you seen her tits? Tongue She is a must see.
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You better tell us how it goes, JustSomeone! Smile
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And get her to join us, galdangit!!
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No pressure! Wink
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(03-17-2014, 04:02 PM)helogos Wrote: No pressure! Wink
Can anyone elaborate on her shows? Does she do meet-and-greets with her fans, and personal dances, etc? I was thinking of getting a Polaroid, if she still does that kind of thing.
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(03-17-2014, 07:12 PM)JustSomeone Wrote:
(03-17-2014, 04:02 PM)helogos Wrote: No pressure! Wink
Can anyone elaborate on her shows? Does she do meet-and-greets with her fans, and personal dances, etc? I was thinking of getting a Polaroid, if she still does that kind of thing.
Also, her shows are 11pm and 2am tonight, so I have a few hours yet.
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Guys, I have some good news and some bad news. Which do you wanna hear first? Big Grin
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Give it to us straight up, no chaser, JustSomeone.

We can handle the truth.
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Spit it out, news boy!!
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(03-18-2014, 12:05 AM)JustSomeone Wrote: Guys, I have some good news and some bad news. Which do you wanna hear first? Big Grin
The bad news is that I didn't get to see Chelsea perform. It's real bummer, too. I made sure to call their office, and ask about the times she was performing. I was told 11PM and 2AM, there was also a 10$ cover charge.

I left my house at 10PM, and drove the 8.5 miles to the club. It was raining cats and dogs by the time I pulled up, so I waited maybe 10 minutes before going in. When I get to the counter, there was a 15$ cover charge, and I was told that Chelsea's first show just ended a few minutes prior.

So, not only did she perform at 10PM, instead of the original quoted 11PM, but she was dancing, while I was in the freaking car. Her next show would be at 1AM (instead of the original 2AM), the girl at the counter told me. While I am perturbed, I decide that maybe I can salvage this and just enjoy myself. Heck, it's St. Patty's Day, and there are beautiful women galore! I just can't help but wonder why I was given false information.

Anyway, I get a table, and order a bottle of water for 10$, ugh. The pricing is worse than football stadium food. I'm just sitting there, for about 30 minutes, and I catch something out the corner of my eye...

I don't know how I missed her! I guess my eyes were glued to the stage or something. But, Chelsea walks out, in this black bathrobe like outfit. And let me tell you, those beautiful boobs stick out! Even though she wasn't exposing any cleavage, she couldn't hide those things.

So, I panic for a split second. It's like being start struck, you know? I wonder, what should I do? I thought about snapping a picture with my cell phone. But, I didn't know what kind of trouble I'd be asking for, I thought better of it. Even better, I'll go talk to her.

She was at the bar, waiting on her drink, some soda. I approach her from behind and explain that I'm a huuuuge fan, and I came 'all the way' to see her. "Awww that's very sweet, thank you". I lamented to her that I was disappointed I missed her first show. "Aww, I'm sorry." So, I asked, when will your next show be? "I don't know, they haven't told me anything." Well, that's too bad, I said. I'm really eager to see you perform. I will try to wait around for the second show. I saw a little smile on her face.

To put this into perspective: When I pulled up, it was raining, and the parking lot was kind of empty. For a moment, I wondered if I was in the right place. I mean, Chelsea has to pull crowds bigger than this. When I went in, the place was damn near dead. If I just missed her show, I would have at least expected to see patrons filing out. But no. When she walked across the room, to the bar to order her drink. The woman WITH THE WORLD'S LARGEST BREASTS, IN A GENTLEMAN'S CLUB was all but invisible. I personally wonder if I was one of a few people that personally expressed interest in her performances. (Maybe I'm reading too much into this)

Anyway, she looked genuinely happy to see a fan, who tried his best to not act like a total goof ball, express sincere appreciation for what she does. But, even if I missed her show, and was able to make her smile for just a moment, it seemed like the trip was worth it to me. As I get ready to go back to my table, I thank her again for coming out, and extend my hand. What happened next surprised me. She takes my hand and draws me in for an unexpected hug. Not like a regular hug, because I'm not tall guy, and you know, world's biggest boobs. But was this an awkward lean-in kinda hug, with the world's biggest boobs pushing up against you. For a second or two, I was in freaking heaven!

Anyway, I go back to my table. She eventually gets her drink, and walks past me, back to her super secret back room. As she walks past, she makes a point to smile at me.

I wait another hour or so, taking in the shows, and refusing dances from other girls. Meanwhile, the dork in the DJ booth keeps assuring us that later in the night, Chelsea would come to make her final appearance. But my time was up. I had to go. At the end of the night, I spent around 25$ for entry and a bottle of water. I had intended to spend a few hundred dollars that night. But I didn't even get to spend on a personal dance, or 3. I had to leave.

All in all, I'd give the experience a 7/10. I got to meet another big busty woman, so another line has been crossed off my bucket list. It's just too bad I didn't get to see her dance.
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Meeting here would have meant more to me thn watching her dance. Cheers!!
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Wwooww..... Smile

I cant imagine what that must have been like-to see such an amazing woman you've only ever seen in photos and videos IN THE FLESH in front you! Smile
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(03-18-2014, 12:08 PM)ManofKent Wrote: Wwooww..... Smile

I cant imagine what that must have been like-to see such an amazing woman you've only ever seen in photos and videos IN THE FLESH in front you! Smile
The word amazing doesn't even begin to cover it! Also, she looks like she's 5'4" or so. Those boobs look all the bigger because of it!!!
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Any pictures? Big Grin
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(03-18-2014, 01:12 PM)Bonecracker Wrote: Any pictures? Big Grin
I knew someone ask. The only thing I have is the VIP bracelet.


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LOL! We always dream!
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(03-18-2014, 01:16 PM)JustSomeone Wrote:
(03-18-2014, 01:12 PM)Bonecracker Wrote: Any pictures? Big Grin
I knew someone ask. The only thing I have is the VIP bracelet.

An "A+" for effort JS.

My past history includes some lurking at strip clubs and invariably the experience includes some very flighty behavior of the so-called "management." The 11 PM/10 PM situation you described is a perfect example of such ridiculousness.

I was once lucky enough to have seen her perform at an NYC strip club many years ago and of course more recently (2009) had a private hour with her and I am very grateful for those two nights.

It is true, she looks taller in her pics and vids than she does in person.

Anyway, at least you had a nice dialogue with her and some brief body contact. You will always have those!

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Really? You B.E.Archivists think she looks taller in her pictures? I would have pegged her at 5'1" from her pictures and that includes pictures with others. She had pictures taken with Maxi Mounds back in the day. MM is 6'1" at the most and CC looked a good foot shorter than she did.

I'm very surprised to hear she's 5'4
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