The Breast Enhancement Archive

I started this thread on the old forum and thought it would be fun to start a new one here are some (clears throat)

You know you have BIG boobs when......

you are taller when you are laying on your back
you cannot use a phone booth
they enter the room well before you do
when you jump in a pool half the pool's water sloshes out
they stop moving and shaking a few minutes after you stop walking
just ONE of your tops has more fabric than an entire wardrobe of a average girl

Awesome compilation Dee!!

To paraphrase some applicable Weird Al lyrics .

when you go out to check your mail, it measures on the Richter scale
the pavement cracks when you fall down
before you leave a room you have to grease the door
when you go to the movies you take up 7 rows
every picture of you has to be an aerial view
you walk down an alley and get stuck
you need a boomerang to put on your bra

LoL hmmm I must not have big boobs. None of that has ever happened to me.

Awww ^^; is not the size but the quality that matters.

@ D: keep going man, those are awesome!

Agent Dee You are always awesome in my book. You as well Djoser.

here are a few more off the top of my pointy old head he he.

when in bed they extend past the end of the bed
you have to squeeze them through a doorway one at a time
you weigh 200 pounds and almost half of that is from your boobs (Chelsea anyone *wink*)
you were able to go into any bar even before you were 21
you cannot fly coach as the seats are WAY too small for all of you.
whenever you sneeze and loose a button it becomes a deadly weapon
you have to wear slippers or any shoes without laces as you cannot tie your shoes.

you're a real sweetie, Lisa!

(08-17-2012, 06:51 PM)Djoser Wrote: [ -> ]you're a real sweetie, Lisa!

Thank you.

You know you have huge breasts if you can't see your feet when you stand up. LoL I can still see my feet. and i have tiny feet. LoL Go figure!

uh oh!! Good point. No woman should ever see her feet because they are blocked by her breasts. :-D

I think every women should have breasts so big they can't see their feet. I just need to be a few sizes bigger and my feet wont be seen when I look down. Ahahahahaaa!

ohh deaqr...that is indeed so hot

I think so too. I also think everyone should smile and greet people with a hug. I try to be pleasant.

I normally can't stand being hugged. No matter the boob size. I just hated it. But then I was hugs by future best friend. She has at the time 52EE implants. I can't wait till he hug again. She misses my hug too. I honest think that with her its not the size of the chest thought. I love her so much that she makes something I hate into something I love with her. (emotional connection)

Too stay on topic. Hmm

You know you have big breasts when if causes a great feeling to a person that hates being touch. *blush*

You don't need a purse. You can carry everything you need in your bra and no one notices. (saw a youtube vid like that.)

Yes. I also hate being touched too. Getting bullied my whole life is the end result of not wanting to be touched or outside around a lot of people. But when I know the person likes my body type I will hug them knowing they like something about me already.

I can't fit things in my bra. Once I have implants I will.

lol hehe i can't wait for you to have implants now lisa, you've infected me with your joy

(08-27-2012, 02:44 AM)Djoser Wrote: [ -> ]lol hehe i can't wait for you to have implants now lisa, you've infected me with your joy

Awe. thank you. that is so sweet.

it is just the truth, Lisa

(08-29-2012, 10:21 AM)Djoser Wrote: [ -> ]it is just the truth, Lisa

Well I like your idea of the truth. It makes me happy. I hope one day to look down and not to be able to see my feet because my perky round huge breasts will be in the way of the view.

If it makes you happy it definitely nakes me happy as well!

was chatting with a fellow 'booby buddy' on yahoo while I was consolidating my pictures and saw that pics that were even at super size you saw the tops of the boobs just below the 'head shot' and it had me think of this.


You know you have BIG boobs when....the tops of them can be seen in your driver's license/photo ID.



Could you imagine if beshine's ID pic looked like that


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Now that is awesome! The sexiest thing ever.

you know you have BIG boobs when......you have to use a MRI machine for a mammogram .

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You can't get your fur coat closed!!

wow, nice pic!

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