You know you have BIG boobs when.....
Your boobs are the 8th and 9th wonder of the world
Your boobs are not measured in CCs but Gallons
You make Chelsea Charms looks like a A cup
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You know you have BIG boobs when.....
People see pics of you and say "those HAVE to be morphed!"
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You know you have BIG boobs when....
Your significant other is constantly getting carpal tunnel in his hands.
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Your areolae have turned into puffies because your lover can't stop sucking on your gorgeous big boobs!
I think you are missing the point of the thread Bone, its to show ways that your boobs are WAY bigger than normal (you are taller when laying on your back, you have to squeeze them through a door one at a time...etc).
Agent "just sayin" Dee
Sorry, I let the reality of a steady stream of encounters with "The Titty Monster" (a real life FF slim n stacked queen) cloud my judgment!
it's cool buddy, it's cool
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Titty monster? dang...we must meet her!
There's a picture of her in the thread I started on "To all the women we've loved before"... the picture does her NO justice.
You know you have BIG boobs when....they touch your armpits
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YKYHBB when... you have bruises on your thighs from walking.
nice one!
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YKYHBB when, the FAA has rated your breasts as usable floatation devices in the event of an airplane crash over water.
You know you have BIG boobs when....you are wider than you are tall
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You know you have BIG boobs when....they do not fit in a car anymore.
![[Image: PF%20100%20cropped.jpg]](http://filefap.com/files/2606747_jbgmt/PF%20100%20cropped.jpg)
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you've been quite imaginative lately, dee...lol
Thanks Djoser, here is one that is a tad long, but here goes.
You know you have BIG boobs when....you have to use the same material they make hot air balloons out of to make your tops cause they are the only pieces of fabric that can completely cover them properly.
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this came from BEA member G_I_John
You know you have BIG boobs when... NASA sends rockets to land on your surface
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(11-23-2012, 07:46 PM)Agent Dee Wrote: [ -> ]G_I_John
is him still alive? o.O
yeah he is, and this is from the goddess Chelsea herself via
her twitter
[i]You know your boobs are too big when a guy stands up to let u thru to your seat and despite him leaning back I boobed him back in his seat. [/i]
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lol i want to be boobed by her
You know you have BIG boobs when..... you are on one side of your kitchen you turn around and you knock stuff off of the counter on the OTHER side of the kitchen.
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You know you have big boobs when you need two to four porters to carry them for you wherever you go. True story - former Queen of Hawaii!!
I heard about that, i still woinder how much is true, but she could have been the owner of the biggest mammary glands ever proportional to their body,of all times in this planet.